Yes, even Renegade CEO's have rules, because without them there would be infinite chaos. And that wouldn't work for us because we are all about everything in moderation ;-)
So what are the rules of the Renegade CEO's?
Well...being that all my Renegade CEO's are young people (primarily teenagers) we have 'special rules'.
(1) Being creative within structure is completely encouraged!
(2) You have the right to do stupid* (*there is a 'but' with this...) juvenile pranks and such...and as a teenager it is actually expected of you ;-) So be it, if you are going to go do stupid irresponsible pranks with your friends, just make sure you do it before you reach 18 years of age. Get it out of your system because once you're 18 and you decide to do stupid juvenile pranks, you get in big big trouble and the world is not so forgiving or understanding.
(3) If you absolutely must do something stupid* with or without your friends, before the age of 18 (this is the 'but' part)....
a. Do not cause physical harm on someone else or yourself
b. Do not do anything that involves purchasing, acquiring, transporting or handling weapons, firearms, knives, fire or explosive related things (because inevitably "a." will happen...even if by accident). And Yes, I know that pretty much eliminates all the really fun stuff *sorry*.
c. Do not be an accessory, accomplice or witness in situation A or B.
d. Avoid the 3 D's: Distributor, Dealer and Delivery
So what are the rules of the Renegade CEO's?
Well...being that all my Renegade CEO's are young people (primarily teenagers) we have 'special rules'.
(1) Being creative within structure is completely encouraged!
(2) You have the right to do stupid* (*there is a 'but' with this...) juvenile pranks and such...and as a teenager it is actually expected of you ;-) So be it, if you are going to go do stupid irresponsible pranks with your friends, just make sure you do it before you reach 18 years of age. Get it out of your system because once you're 18 and you decide to do stupid juvenile pranks, you get in big big trouble and the world is not so forgiving or understanding.
(3) If you absolutely must do something stupid* with or without your friends, before the age of 18 (this is the 'but' part)....
a. Do not cause physical harm on someone else or yourself
b. Do not do anything that involves purchasing, acquiring, transporting or handling weapons, firearms, knives, fire or explosive related things (because inevitably "a." will happen...even if by accident). And Yes, I know that pretty much eliminates all the really fun stuff *sorry*.
c. Do not be an accessory, accomplice or witness in situation A or B.
d. Avoid the 3 D's: Distributor, Dealer and Delivery
e. And the night before you decide to go out and do your really stupid thing, remember this famous movie quote from Mickey Rourke (1981):
"I got a serious question for you: What the (*#&#) are you doing? This is not (#^#&) for you to be messin' with. Are you ready to hear something? I want you to see if this sounds familiar: Any time you try a 'decent crime', you got fifty ways you're gonna (%#%$) up. If you think of twenty-five of them, then you're a genius... and you ain't no genius."
That's pretty much it. Everything else is more or less 'fair game'.
"I got a serious question for you: What the (*#&#) are you doing? This is not (#^#&) for you to be messin' with. Are you ready to hear something? I want you to see if this sounds familiar: Any time you try a 'decent crime', you got fifty ways you're gonna (%#%$) up. If you think of twenty-five of them, then you're a genius... and you ain't no genius."
That's pretty much it. Everything else is more or less 'fair game'.
Our thoughts on being 'politically correct'...
Well....that is something 'your parents and old(er) people do' and of course we would never aspire to be like them :)
Alas, it's time!
The Earth's most precious natural resource is truly a rare find. As it changes by the second, it is that of our time. -Shonika Proctor, from The Seuss Shall Set You Free
Alas, it's time!
The Earth's most precious natural resource is truly a rare find. As it changes by the second, it is that of our time. -Shonika Proctor, from The Seuss Shall Set You Free
Without further ado- are you ret' to go?








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